"Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right."
F. Scott Fitzgerald (via debourbon)
brotherwife:

grounds for an exorcism

Tuscany, Italy
sundxwn:

Quintessential Bavaria by Brad Hays

hitlervevo:

Whenever you feel rejected and sad, just remember that when I told my crush that I like him, he texted back “lol so sup”

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

image

reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot