seriousjones:

i need men’s rights because i’ve been walking in a small circle for years. i can only do men’s lefts. i am very hungry. women laugh at me

gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

Noot Noot (Slowed)

Noot Noot (Slowed)

drevacore:

So I slowed down Noot Noot to 35 seconds..

zobb:

when u meet someone new and theyre really attractive

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daniellaaxox:

Coac(hella expensive)

Coac(hella far away)

Coac(hella wish I could go)

sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

idkmanlarryfeels:

lauren-elizzabeth:

jncera:

paulyoptosaurus:

savememilkboy:

penitenceball:

jackshoward:

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WHAT

I had my volume up full blast and MY MUM THOUGHT I WAS DYING OR SOMETHING IT WAS THE FUNNINEST THING EVER AND I CAN’T BREATHE OM,G

i will keep reblogging this until it has 80000 notes

WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK

my volume was full blast…

i didnt have headphones in schoool and i played this and everyone started dying omfg

mr-egbutt:

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

faelan01:

mapsontheweb:

Map of European leaders.

this is highly disturbing


I like this trend. I hereby decree that all maps be replaced with this highly intuitive system.
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rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

eveningoutwithyourgirlfriend:

this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time