i need men’s rights because i’ve been walking in a small circle for years. i can only do men’s lefts. i am very hungry. women laugh at me
you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly
Noot Noot (Slowed)
when u meet someone new and theyre really attractive
Coac(hella far away)
Coac(hella wish I could go)
how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?
she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord